The Ass And The Dog
n ass and a dog were on their travels together, and, as they went along, they found a sealed packet lying on the ground.
The Ass picked it up, broke the seal, and found it contained some writing, which he proceeded to read out aloud to the Dog.
As he read on it turned out to be all about grass and barley and hay - in short, all the kinds of fodder that Asses are fond of.
The Dog was a good deal bored with listening to all this, till at last his impatience got the better of him, and he cried, "Just skip a few pages, friend, and see if there isn't something about meat and bones."
The Ass glanced all through the packet, but found nothing of the sort, and said so.
Then the Dog said in disgust, "Oh, throw it away, do: what's the good of a thing like that?"